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Happy holidays and have a safe New Year’s!

Jennifer

Well, Christmas is over with for another year. Thank goodness. I’m a little worn out from all the holiday spirit. And from having my house look like a disaster area.

So what was the best thing you got for Christmas? I’m torn between several items. But since this blog is ostensibly about writing, I’ll share my favorite writing-related thing — my new dry-erase/calendar/corkboard. Technically, this isn’t really a Christmas gift since I bought it for myself. But I love it just the same.

It’s three feet wide and almost as tall, and I bought it to help me keep track of all my writing and promotional deadlines. I’ve pretty much filled it up already with things I need to do. I’ve even color-coded my to-do list. Blue is for books, purple is for the calendar, green is for marketing stuff, black is for completed items.

Yes, I am really that anal. My significant other says that I make lists for lists. Maybe if I get another board …

So what did Santa bring you this year? Inquiring minds want to know …

Okay, my incommunicado thing didn’t last that long … and it’s all Edie Ramer’s fault. She sent me an e-mail saying that she was giving me a shout-out over on the romance writers’ blog Magical Musings. 🙂

So, I figured I’d better write something witty and funny and smart in case some folks surfed on over here.

But I’m not feeling very witty and funny and smart at the moment. I’m just trying to make it through New Year’s. And get the wrapping tape out of my hair.

So, I thought I’d share some of my survival tips for the holiday shopping season and those stress-filled Christmas gatherings.

1) Always carry candy canes in your purse. You know those commercials where the guy shoves a whole bar of chocolate in his mouth and mumbles something when his girlfriend asks him if she looks fat in those pants? Try using candy canes for the some purpose at holiday parties — avoidance. It is very difficult to badmouth your boss while you’re stuffing a candy cane in your mouth — even while tipsy. Of course, trying to eat said candy cane while you’re tipsy is a hazard all in itself, but it won’t get you fired. 😉

2) Get your significant other the sweater you want him to have for Christmas. He probably won’t like it anyway, but at least you will.

3) Buy your significant other something that requires batteries or has electronic components, and he’ll love you forever, no matter what it is. Seriously. A flashlight that plays music. Power tools that plug into your computer. Thingamabobs that spontaneously produce electrical shocks whenever you try to use them. Best Presents Ever for guys.

4) For the guys out there, do not buy your wife or girlfriend any household appliance unless she specifically asks for said appliace. Trust me on this. You do not want to give a woman expecting jewelry a toaster oven instead. Things turn … ugly real quick. And usually involve multiple trips to the emergency room.

5) And THE golden rule of the holiday season … don’t buy it if you can’t take it back. 🙂

Alright, that’s probably about as much wit as ya’ll can stand for one day. Heck, maybe even the whole year. So, I’ll leave you with this piece of information – three weeks from today, it’ll all be over but the taking back part.

So, until then, eat something decadent, steal some kisses under the mistletoe, and curl up with your favorite book.

Merry Christmas!

Jennifer (who hopes to have the tape out by New Year’s at the very latest)