Worst first lines …
You guys have probably seen the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the worst first lines over the years, but Wheezley sent me the link to this year’s winners so I thought I’d share. So go, read, enjoy, and laugh.
You guys have probably seen the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the worst first lines over the years, but Wheezley sent me the link to this year’s winners so I thought I’d share. So go, read, enjoy, and laugh.
Finished Atlantis Awakening by Alyssa Day. This is the second book (third story) set in her Warriors of Poseidon universe, about a race of warriors from Atlantis who help humanity battle vampires, shapeshifters, and other creatures.
This book is about Ven (aka King’s Vengeance), who’s basically a bodyguard to his brother, Prince Conlan. Ven is assigned to meet with Erin Connors, a very powerful witch. Ven soon finds himself protecting Erin from the vampire Caligula, who’s obsessed with Erin and her sister. Lots of fights and double crosses ensue.
I read the second Atlantis novella in the Wild Thing anthology and was interested to read more in the series. I’m glad I did. Day has created an interesting world that’s part urban fantasy (vampires) and part mythology (Atlantis, Poseidon) with a healthy dose of romance thrown in.Â
Day’s style reminds me of Sherrilyn Kenyon and her Dark-Hunter series. There’s a big cast of characters (all of whom I imagine will get their own stories at some point), lots of action, and lots of bad stuff that happens. But the warriors don’t get too angsty about things, and there’s plenty of humor to balance out the dark points. There are also several plot threads going in addition to the main story between Ven and Erin, but they add to the story, and I enjoyed the different characters’ point of views. (I really want to read Quinn and Alaric’s story!)
I’m not the world’s biggest fan of alpha heroes or the soulmate plot device (they’re just not my thing), but I thought they were well done in this book. Ven is definitely an alpha warrior, but Erin has plenty of backbone and power too and is more than capable of standing up to him and taking care of herself. And even though the two are soulmates, they still have free will in the end and choose to be together.
Overall, if you’re looking for a fun, action-packed romance, give this one a try. Thumbs up. Now, I need to go back and read the first book in the series, Atlantis Rising …
Up next: Kill Me Twice by Roxanne St. Clair.
Books in my TBR pile: About 14.
What about you guys? Anyone reading something good right now?
So it’s time for the Jinx reviews to start trickling in. Here’s what Romantic Times magazine had to say about the book in the September issue, courtesy reviewer Susan Mobley:
This addition to Estep’s superhero series is packed with action, humor, romance, a touch of sorrow and just plain fun. The main characters are a delight, especially the hero, and the familiar faces from previous stories will have those who haven’t read them wanting to dig them up.Â
Summary: Life with superheroes is not all it’s made out to be, especially if your superpower is luck, and not always the good kind. Bella Bulluci is worried that her luck will jinx the opening of a museum exhibit, Whimsical Wonders, that she is in charge of.
And, of course, something goes wrong. Someone attempts to steal the star sapphire that’s the centerpiece of the exhibit, and Bella is kidnapped — or perhaps rescued — by the mysterious Debonair, a teleporting art thief. As Bella gets to know him, she discovers his true identity and enlists his aid in trapping the thieves who, being ubervillains, will once again attempt to steal the sapphire. (Berkley SENSATION, Sep., 320 pp., $7.99) HOT. 4 stars.
Thanks for the great review, Susan! I’ve also gotten links to some other reviews, which I need to post here on the blog. I’ll try to get to it soon. In the meantime, I’m doing the happy dance over this one.Â
if all these Olympic athletes really eat fried chicken sandwiches from McDonald’s and drink massive amounts of Coke. Because I’ve seen tons of commercials the past week were they do just that.
Even I feel my arteries hardening when I eat McDonald’s or chug down a Coke. So would an Olympic athlete, whose body is a freakishly fit temple, really pollute his buff physique with grease and carbonated beverages?
Somehow, I doubt it …
In between reading and watching the Olympics this weekend, I actually got some book stuff done and finished my second draft of Assassin 2.
And it’s a really good second draft. Much better than my normal craptastic second draft. Around 100,000 words, and it probably only needs some minor polishing and tweaking before I send it to my agent for her perusal.
After the long, painful, writing quagmire Assassin 1Â has been, this book went really quickly. (I started it around the first of July.) It was one of the easiest books I’ve written in a while. Wheezley claims it’s because I already built the world/characters in Assassin 1. He might be right. I also think it’s because I got all excited and fired up after the revisions I did for Assassin 1 and wanted to keep going.
And because I’m completely anal and always like to go ahead and write the second book in a series, even if the first one hasn’t sold yet. Seriously, folks. I’m that deepy disturbed. 😎
Anyway, I’m going to play hooky the rest of the week. Read. Watch the Olympics. And do some lighter stuff like clean off my desk and update the Web site a bit. In the meantime, I thought I’d share the first few paragraphs from Assassin 2. Hope you enjoy!
“Freeze! Nobody move! This is a robbery!”
Wow. Three cliches in a row. Somebody was seriously lacking in the imagination department.
But the shouted cliches scared someone, who squeaked out a small scream. I sighed. Screams were always bad for business. Which meant I couldn’t ingore the trouble that had just walked into my restaurant — or deal with it the quick, violent way I would have preferred to. A silverstone knife through the heart is enough to stop most trouble in its tracks. Permanently.
So I pulled my gray gaze up from the oversized paperback copy of “The Odyssey” that I’d been reading to see what all the fuss was about.
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