• The Zen of Jen …

    A couple of days ago, Brian asked me to talk more in depth about my writing process. Specifically, he wanted to know:

    Do you use a dip pen like Shelby Foote, a typewriter like David Sedaris, or are you using a computer? Computer all the way. I haven’t handwritten anything since Mr. Rasnake’s senior English class in high school. I don’t even know if I could anymore. Besides, my handwriting is pretty bad. I can’t even tell what I’m writing half the time — even if it’s just my grocery list. So, it’s better for all parties concerned if I use a computer. 🙂

    Do you have a favorite time of the day to write? I don’t really have a favorite time. I have a day job, so I have to write around that. But my favorite day to write is definitely Sundays. I get up, do some stuff around the house, then sit down at the computer for a few hours. I take a nap to whatever sporting event is currently in season, then get up and write a few more hours. On a good Sunday, I can crank out about 10,000 words.

    Where do you write? At home in front of my computer and everywhere I go. When I’m in the zone (or grips of madness), I’ll think about scenes in my head on my lunch break or while I’m driving around town. I’ll plot out chapters or think about how I can make something better. I’m not actually writing stuff down on paper, but it’s rattling around in my head, which has to count for something.

    But this question is a little misleading because there’s a lot more to writing than actually … writing. You have to look at your work, really look at it, then go back and revise it. Tighten sentences. Cut out repititious phrases. Gut certain characters or scenes or even whole subplots if they’re just not working. And sometimes, horror of horrors, throw the whole thing out.

    So, how do I write a book? To me, it’s a four-draft process.

    Draft One: This is the craptastic draft. Once I have an idea for a new book, I just sit down and write whatever comes into my head, just to get the words down. I just sort of feel this pressure building up inside me to get something down on paper. I use to do pretty long drafts, about 70,000 words, but they’ve been getting progressively shorter, and now clock in at about 40,000 to 50,000 words. That’s really enough for me to tell if something is worth exploring further or not.

    Draft Two: I let the craptastic draft sit for a while — sometimes a couple of months. Then, I print it out, read it, and make notes about stuff that I need to fix, characters that need changing, etc. I go back and read through the whole thing, fixing and adding and revising as I go along. At the end of this, if I’ve done my job right, I’ve got about a 80,000 to 90,000 word draft.

    Draft Three: I let Draft Two sit for a while — sometimes a couple of months. Then, I print it out, read it, and make more notes. I go back through again, fixing and adding and revising. At the end of this, I’ve got about a 95,000 word draft and can see the finish line. I let my significant other read this draft, and he gives me lots of good feedback.

    Draft Four: This is usually the final draft. I let Draft Three sit for a while … you get the picture. I go back through one final time, usually tweaking small stuff. And then … I swallow my fear and send it to my agent.

    Start to finish, this takes anywhere from several months to a year. For example, it took me a year to write Karma Girl and about the same time to write Hot Mama. I worked on Jinx, the third Bigtime book for about nine months and I’ve just sent it to my agent.

    Now, it’s time to think about Bigtime Four

  • A real word hurter …

    50,000.

    That’s the number of words I’ve written since Jan. 3. Yep, I have cranked out 50,000 words in less than a week. Heck, I wrote about 20,000 of them last weekend alone.

    Why, you ask? Because I have foolishly decided that I need to write two, 50,000-ish rough drafts this month. This way, I can revise the spy book I hope to sell and then focus on promoting Karma Girl this winter/spring without trying to write something new in the middle of all the craziness. 

    I finished one draft (clocking in at 40,000 words), and I’ve just started the second one (10,000 words and counting).

    It sounds really impressive — until you go back and actually read what I wrote. Because believe me, these are some craptastic drafts we’re talking about. They’re not even really drafts, just more of detailed outlines. I try to get the basic story down with the scenes, characters, etc., and go back and fill in the details later. Usually, I have to do about four drafts, adding more detail every time, before I’m satisfied enough to send it to my agent.

    My significant other jokingly calls me a word hurter. Well, I’m certainly hurting them now, with lines in my rough drafts like And then they have sex or my personal favorite at the moment, And then stuff happens. Seriously. And then stuff happens is as brilliant as I am right now.

    And my wrist is absolutely killing me. But that’s another story …

    What about you? What’s your writing process? Inquiring minds want to know …

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    What’s in a genre?

    There was a good post this week over at Romancing the Blog that talked about how people who read romance will read other genres. And how people who don’t read romance tend to turn their noses up at it. And what we can do to change this.

    I started thinking about genre fiction in general and how all categories have their lovers and haters. Fantasy, sci-fi, mystery, romance, chick-lit, etc. According to many people, you shouldn’t write or read any of these — because they’re just genre crap. The only books that are good books are non-fiction memoirs or literary fiction.

    Whatever. 

    I love genre books, whether it’s romance, fantasy, or something in between. I like the conventions of genres — finding the magic ring in a fantasy book, figuring out who the killer is in a mystery, getting a happy ending in a romance novel. I’m not going to pick up a book on the history of ancient Rome any time soon. What I will be getting is the new Parker novel by Richard Stark.

    People who look down their noses at genre fiction (including romance) don’t know what they’re missing — a wonderful time. It’s their loss.

    What about you? Which genres do you love? Hate? Do you ever read outside your comfort zone? Inquiring minds want to know …

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    God’s going to get me …

    I’ve heard horror stories about authors who get snarky comments about writing romance novels, but I’d never actually seen it happen.

    Until today.

    I’m sitting at a long table with a couple of other authors at the women’s expo I attended. Two women walk up and start talking to one of the authors about her books. The conversation goes something like this:

    “What do you write?” one of the women asks.

    “Romance,” the author replies, smiling proudly.

    The woman stares at her. “Do they have all that sex in them?”

    “Yes, my books are pretty steamy,” the author replies, still smiling.

    “God will get you for that,” the other woman chimes in, nodding her head.

    The two women put their names in the drawing for the goodie basket that the author is giving away and walk on.

    Evidently, God’s going to get us for writing about sex, but they can register for all the goodie baskets that they want to from us heathens.

    Oh my.

    These were not young women. They were probably married with grandkids by now. Odds are that they’ve probably had sex at some point in their lives.

    But they don’t want to read about it.

    That’s alright. That’s their choice.

    But don’t tell me I’m going to hell for it. 

    Why do some people think that writing about sex is evil? Why is that somehow worse than writing about serial killers and murderers and nuclear explosions that kill millions? I don’t understand how people can be so narrow-minded and judgmental.

    On the flip side, there were also two lovely women at the expo who were very enthusiastic romance fans. We all chatted about our favorite authors, and they got some pictures with the other authors.

    I hope to see those ladies again next year. I will gladly sign books and smile and chat with them. As for the other two, well, they won’t ever be getting a goodie basket from me — no matter how many times they register.

    What about you? Have you ever had someone make a rude comment about romance novels to you? Inquiring minds want to know …